Filed under: Auburn, Colorado, Stanford, Texas, Heisman
The voters have spoken. The Heisman trophy will need a lie-detector device strapped to its stiff arm.
I'd have just one question for Cam Newton: Are you as clueless as you appear to be?
Fearing he is, I didn't want to feel responsible if Newton showed up Saturday and thanked the Downtown Athletic Club for his Grammy nomination. Or worse yet, a New York cabbie might charge him $450 for a ride from LaGuardia to his hotel -- and poor Cam would pay it.
Simply put, I just couldn't vote for a dummy.
Not to be unkind, but Newton has to be one. Only a semi-complete moron could be oblivious to a father like Cecil Newton treating him like an eBay item.
So with Monday's voting deadline looming, I voted for a player who at least knows New York from New Guinea. Before I divulge his name, I'll admit that none of this matters.
Newton is the biggest cinch in Heisman history. This is more a protest vote against double-talk, empty suits and corruption, all of which the NCAA declared eligible in this fiasco.
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